Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Breaking up the classic confession (good comedy Oh )

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Woman: Hey, are you doing? -
M: I'm going to buy something! -
Woman: You come out, I'll say a thing. -
M: where ah? -
Female: Park! -
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woman went to the park, so for a long time the man finally appears. -
women: how do you come ah? froze me. -
M: I said I want to buy something ah. -
Woman: I'm a little thing to you that you guess what matter? -
M: how do I know ah, the girl's mind how the boy can guess, ah, you're going to take me to see your mother ah? -
FEMALE: We broke up right? -
M: ah? Bad! -
Woman: I beg you and I break up, I really admire you. -
M: Do you service why should I break up with me ah? I worship service I should be very happy with me! -
Woman: I really admire you, not worship -
Man: wood, plants, and I is an animal, even animals and plants you can not tell, -
Girl: I think you and I no issue .-
Boy: No topic ah the world. you have a point any more! -
girl: you let me how to tell you about? Take a very simple example, I say to you go with me shopping, you guys, but take me to the rolling road! shopping is to go to the mall shopping, you know? -
Boy: Then you say go shopping, not to mention shopping, shopping is a shopping street is the street, This is you do not understand .-
Girl: What do you have to understand you and I can understand? -
Boy: You do not know how I can understand that ah! Language is the channel of interpersonal communication, not Mama honking .-
Girl: Well, we broke up, drop you know? -
Boy: I see! is big! -
Girl: Do you like me which in the end, I still does not work you change? -
Boy: You can not change! -
Girl: you say, I am sure changed! -
Boy: I like you're not unreasonable, and Lai, grumpy, and you can change you? -
Girl: I'm me ... how do I change my ah! I grew up so that you are not embarrassed me? -
Boy: Well, something broke in to say you changed .-
Girl: Well, I tell you does not make sense, I'm gone -
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Boy: ah ah ah, ah Do not go! I would not finish ah! -
Girl: I beg you let me, I really do, and you do not have a common language .-
boy: are Chinese, why not have a common language? I did not speak English, and you said, ah I can understand. We still have a common language .-
Girl: you say so, I told all the Chinese all have in common? -
Boy: wrong, you know Mongolian? Do you know the Tibetan language? Do you know North Korea do? -
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girl helpless .......-
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Girl: I like someone else .-
boy: which point he was not as good as me? (here is the key, misleading ...)-
Girls: Which do not like! -
Boy: Now what do not like, do you like him to do ah? -
Girl: I thought you said you which point better than him! -
Boy: It seems there is no common language that you do not listen to me, that the problem lies in your body, you can not because I broke it off. -
Girl: Please, you are a good man, I am a bad woman, I am not good enough for your right? I am ugly, eye-poison, low IQ, I am nothing. You are perfect, you gave me seeking something to eat please? -
Boy: I am a good man is no doubt the fact that you are a bad woman, it is generally bad. You are not good enough for me, I can will it. Ugly, not out of scary on the line. -
girl: I have to say we should break up with you. -
boy: Today, to say we should break up with me? Then you say tomorrow. Hard to find the object, how can I say points to points. -
Girl: Well, I do not break up. -
Boy: Then why, regardless of it? -
Girl: I serve you. -
Boy: But you clearly said you just did it my points and I ah. -
Girl: I change your mind work? -
boy: why women are so fickle? -
girl: you die in this life I count in your hands. -
Boy: I think I am highly educated people, not kill so vulgar thing to do, You guess, is not possible. -
girl: you and I be served to you. -
Boy: Then we also talk about not talking about breaking up the thing ah? -
Girl: Well, go, go eat. -
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