Four Methods eggs cough
1. vinegar, vinegar, fried eggs, fried eggs cough
treatment of cough wonders. Approach is: Take 1 egg, playing in a bowl, stir half a teaspoon of vinegar into the pan, then boil the mixture gently fry the eggs into the egg cooked, add the amount of sugar, cold after eating. Sooner or later each day to eat one. You can generally eat twice a cough, the more weight in 3 days.
2. ginger fried eggs, a small cough
get chopped ginger, eggs, a little sesame oil, the same as the fried egg (ginger thrown into the egg.) After eating cooked hot twice a day, a few days coughing Jiyu. This
3. ginger ginger fried eggs, diced or take cough
wire, the eggs into the bowl and mix well, then Heat a little oil into the pot, and then look into the oil over ginger, and finally into the eggs, fry, eat while hot. The amount of food can own hands to eat before going to sleep better at night.
4.
sugar mixed with egg cough who have chronic bronchitis, colds easily after the onset of cough, chest pain and shortness of breath, upset upset. After cooking with eggs mixed with sugar after taking a good effect. As follows: Take an egg and knock in a small bowl, do not crush egg yolk, protein, adding the right amount of sugar and a spoonful of vegetable oil, put the pot and steam cook, eat once at night before going to sleep while it is hot. Eating 2 to 3 times coughing can be cured. Persistent cough may eat several times.
Walnut cough three methods
1. sesame, walnut wine, homemade sesame kidney cough
walnut wine, a kidney cough, treatment of low back pain in the therapeutic effect. 500 grams of liquor, for example, by adding 30 grams of washed black sesame, walnut 30 grams, sealed, placed in the shade, soak for 15 days after the branding, the daily consumption of 2 times per 15 grams.
2. chestnut walnut
of infant pertussis in children suffering from whooping cough, eat together with water chestnuts and walnuts can cough. For food of convenience, peeled, that is a water chestnut, a walnut to eat, a good effect. The two things to eat two or three times a day, each of the three or four can be.
3. walnut, sesame, ginger powder, cough Walnut 5, raw sesame seeds 25 grams, 25 grams of ginger, brown sugar amount. Unqualified students pounded walnuts and sesame seeds, ginger, peeled and pounded very fine. Concentrated into a bowl, add brown sugar and mix well. Take a tablespoon each time (about 30 grams), plain water flushes the clothing, daily morning and at night time.
pear cough three methods
1. steamed pear pear cough
to the same as the inspection of raw and cooked watermelon cut a triangular mouth, the pear-core hollowed out into the amount of honey, then cover the triangular pieces. Opening up into a bowl with steaming pot a quarter of an hour, taking out hot.
2. Dingchuan
cough steamed pear pepper 1 pear, poke a few holes, each hole of a stuffed pepper, ranch cooked, to be After cooling, remove the pepper, fresh pear juice drink may be cough, Phlegm Dingchuan.
3. pear mushroom stew lungs cough
pears to cool the heart, Phlegm Reduce Pathogenic Fire, mushrooms within the double-stranded nucleic acid sugar produced interferon in the body can eliminate the virus. With
as follows: The first four pear slice pressed into juice, 200 grams of the mushroom slices, add water and rock sugar with the stew, and other mushrooms Dunshu later, sooner or later, even in two soup with fresh, you can.
garlic dressing soles of the feet cough, epistaxis, constipation
every night before bed, wash feet after the garlic flakes deposited on the soles of the feet Yongquan (position in the 1 / 3 the foot); with medical tape affixed close to the prison; time in 8 hours or so (to stimulate the skin of garlic, paste the time not too long), on cough, epistaxis (commonly known as: nosebleeds), and constipation have a certain effect, 7 to 10 days continuously deposited, the better. Apply garlic at the soles of the feet a few blisters, may suspend the applicator, to be restored again after the skin blisters break applicator, generally no blisters.
cough
taking ginger tablets are also a piece of ginger, peeled, cut into pieces, put one into his mouth when coughing, coughing stopped immediately. Itchy throat when you eat one another, twice a day to eat, eat once at night before going to sleep, eat two or three times the next day, cough can be cured. Hong fried green beans can be
cough cough, a spoonful of sesame oil in iron Guo Lifang, after the Heat put on the fire bombing of seven bean coke (do not fry paste), the time until the oil is not too hot and some honey, hot drink before going to eat beans oil. Cough can eat three or four times. Can play in oil with fried egg and mung beans, or with a little mint, white chrysanthemums, sage (available in pharmacies) and with the fried egg, honey, eat ibid., effective on the cough.
radish cough three methods
1.
boiled radish water can cough coughing for several days, can not sleep at night, you can buy a few white radish, carrot cut into slices half the night, with clean boiled, carrots, cooked, cup or small bowl with the water filter out until after coolish drink. Cough can be reduced. Continuous drinking days, cough can be cured.
2. burn radish cough
to ), till the extent of half-baked, remove from the oven hot to eat, eat several times coughing can be improved.
3. carrot soup cough
white pepper 5, 100 grams of carrot, ginger, 3, 10 grams of dried tangerine peel, butter Yin Tang. Qingxi more foam for cough sputum. 43 / Almond Second Law
cough cough cure suffering from lung deficiency: sweet almond 20 grams, with 60 ℃ hot water to the skin soaked, peeled try to smash, and rice (50 ~ 100 grams) water cook, boil 10 grams of crystal sugar and put into, like food can be boiled thick.
suffering from heat cold, cough more than drama, it will eat sweet almond apricot broke down the left by taking almonds, Juefu a cough after the play stopped after every 2 hours Juefu one, and even served twice, cough can be basically recovered.
rock sugar rock sugar banana cough
about 5 grams, banana 2 to 4, into the bowl on the pot, boil over high heat for 15 minutes after the use of text, you can eat, cough with good results.
paint Fengyoujing cough and asthma coughing asthma patients, the available Fengyoujing Waicha neck and neck on both sides of the former, coughing stopped immediately, and also calms Tan Chuan.
soaked cough
Mangosteen Mangosteen cleaned, the shell ruptured, with the belt with a water glass to add flesh to open blisters. The water bubbles out of the red-brown, slightly sweet, taste good. Continued drinking water, drink several times a day. Cough greatly reduced after day, can be recovered two days later.
antitussive
elderly with apron warm every winter, it is easy to commit cough. However, after stopping cough medicine cough unbearable. Cotton apron can be played to bring warmth to the role of effective stop coughing.
winter cough deep breath after suffering from bronchitis, people are always coughing, sleep all night long. Forced to do to take the slow and deep breathing, coughing stopped quickly, safely sleep. If the intermediate wake up, continue to use the deep breathing method, still cough and sleep. Second Law of cough analgesic cream
1.
cough analgesic cream stick musk Musk analgesic cream paste cut a sudden hole in the sky (upper sternum depression) and Shenque (at belly button). Each posted 24 hours, usually affixed to two after a cold coughing and effective governance.
2. 伤湿止痛膏 cough
posted under the stick in the throat of about 1 cm square piece of .
anti-cough
eat watermelon in summer to buy a small watermelon, cut a small hole into the rock sugar, 4 two-steam for 20 minutes, the hot dose, excellent results.
governance dry cough three methods
1. boiled eggs, sugar, cooking oil
have a cough (commonly known as dry cough) no sputum and no fever, can be semi- mug of boiling water, put cooking oil (peanut oil is best) 1, two tablespoons, add the amount of sugar, then add an egg broken in the mug, boiling up. Every morning and evening (after getting up, people sleep before) hot Beverage Service, and even served two or three days is good.
2. mung bean soup cooked pears
take 100 grams, two pear soup to drink, eat as early as the first Chili Yin Tang.
persist for some time to cure dry cough, no recurrence.
3. sugar 3 steamed ginkgo ginkgo
money, money to put a little water, rock sugar 2 steamed at bedtime, once daily for a month to cure a dry cough. Residue when the first ginkgo broken into steam, water bubbles, and then into the sugar.
peanut cough Second Law
1.
milk boiled peanuts crushed a handful of raw peanuts and put it into boiling milk, and then hot taking 2 to 3 times a day, can be effective in treating cough.
2. peanuts, red dates, honey soup
take peanuts, dates, honey, 30 grams each, Jian Hao water after eating peanuts and drinking the soup jujube, each Day two, then several times.
duck cough
1. Cuchao
duck into the aluminum pan will be a fresh duck eggs, the mix evenly, and then, using a spoon stir fry (anti-paste), half-cooked, then add 25 grams of Chen (m) vinegar and continue to stir fry until cooked. When eating hot food, morning and evening. Ate for 10 days, cough cure.
2.
fungus steamed duck eggs take 10 grams black fungus, a duck, a little rock sugar, add water, amount of stirring, steam cooked with twice a day, can be cured Yin Feizao cough, sputum and throat of this method is also less effective.
fresh pumpkin vine pumpkin vine juice cough
to head into the bottle, after a night, dropping the bottle the next day will have juice, daily juice, water blunt, can be effective cough.
honey cough Second Law
1. honey, honey, pork suet cough
60 grams, 60 grams of pork suet, to the residue of oil, pour into the honey, melted boil. A spoonful of boiled water every morning and evening, winter double.
2. honey honey cough
16 grams, boiled water, twice daily, morning and evening hours service.
milk fresh ginger and fresh ginger cough
take milk to mashed ginger juice, boiled milk, add ginger to be burning a little moment to clean wok, put cool drink can.
Walnut Governing Law: speaking, solution is simple: eat walnuts every day. Recipe said, from the winter solstice day, eat two to three walnut, has been eating
lotus root soup cough
Effects: Huatanzhike
Ingredients: red dates 5 to 10 (depending on size of the grains), medlar 20 30, 2 slices ginger, brown sugar and 1 spoon, 2 spoons of pure lotus root powder
practices:
(a) Wash red dates with a knife cut open, and wolfberry fruit, ginger, brown sugar wok, add 3 bowls of water, fire in the first roll, a small fire continued to cook for 20 minutes.
(b) of the lotus root powder 2 spoon and mix thoroughly with cold water first, hot wok, starch, and then roll off the fire when the stew for 5 minutes.
steak dishes Content:
use of time: getting up, 10: 00 ~ 11:00,16:00 ~ 17:00, at bedtime weight: 200-500c.c.
power ; effects: cough and phlegm; should be eaten while hot, as long as ate half, cough effect is very significant.
of the disease: cough, asthma, bronchitis
A Little Reminder: Daily morning and at night time the best results. Sore throat should not be taken before going to bed one hour treatment of fresh ginger,
1, Hung Tong Jiang KM governance colds and coughs
brown sugar 30 grams, 15 grams of fresh ginger, 30 grams of red dates and water bowls with the fry until half. Hot to take, after serving a Weihan Jiyu. Dispels wind and cold, cure colds and coughs, cold stomach irritation, diarrhea, post-natal exposure to cold, evil, yin and so on.
2, governing the treatment of cough
radish scallion stalk 1 carrot, very light blue 6, ginger 15 grams, water three bowls. First radish cooked, add light blue, ginger, cook left a bowl of soup, and even a dose of Java. Xuanfei relieving, phlegm cough. Therapy treatment of cough, phlegm bubble, with chills, body aches and so tired.
3, honey, turnip white turnip governing the treatment of cough
1, 30 grams of honey, white pepper 5 tablets, 2 grams of ephedrine. Wash the radishes, sliced, placed in a bowl, pour honey and white pepper, ephedra, etc. were steaming hot to take half an hour, ambulatory see Khan Jiyu. Sweating and cold, cough and phlegm, cough and cold treatment.
4, fresh pears Fritillaria cough lung abscess
fresh pear, 500 grams, 6 grams of the late mother of pearl , sugar 30 grams. Peel the pears cut open, go nuclear, and sugar to fill the late mother of pearl, steamed together on the bowl. Morning and evening eating. Phlegm, relieves congestion of the table. Treatment of cough or lung abscess, Zheng Jian chest pain, chills, cough, fever, dry mouth, throat, sputum, pus and phlegm, or yellow foul.
5, rock sugar bird's nest bird's nest soup governance lung deficiency Cough
10 grams, 100 grams of rice, sugar 50 grams. Macerated the nest put warm water, put off the dirt nap, and then continue to go up, into the boiling water bowl. Get clean after washing the rice into the upper pot, add water San Taiwan, stir, boil, boiling down to switch to gentle heat. Good pure bird's nest will be sent into the pot and boil the rice with about 1 hour, add crystal sugar dissolves Serve. Ziyin lungs, cough and phlegm. Cough and cough Shangyin governance lung deficiency.
6, Yang Yin
large bird's nest bird's nest pear 5 grams (water immersion), Pear 2 , Fritillaria 10 grams, 5 grams of crystal sugar. Bretschneideri dredged the core, the pears with the release of other shamisen, cover bowl tightly enclosed place, ranch cooked, take. Yin dryness, cough and phlegm. Treatment of sputum for many years cough, shortness of breath, weakness. Good results.
7, cough expectorant saliva
radish pepper 1 carrot, white pepper 5, ginger 3 slices, dried tangerine peel 1. Add three bowls of water were boiled for 30 minutes, at Yin Tang 2. Lower gas Phlegm. Cough sputum.
8, tofu, sugar, cough and phlegm and asthma
500 grams of tofu, brown sugar, sugar of 100 grams. Among the tofu pot dug, into the red, white sugar, boiling water into the bowl every 30 minutes. Once finished, even for 4 times. Heat, fluid, moistening. Cough Tan Chuan.
9, Orange cough
corn silk, the amount of orange peel. Total add water to cook, served on the 2nd. Cough and phlegm. Governing the treatment of cough, phlegm.
10, carrot soup lung cough
1 carrot, lung 1, 15 grams of almonds , add water, Gong Zhu 1 hour. Meat Yin Tang, phlegm, cough and asthma. Rule more than chronic cough, phlegm and shortness of breath.
11,
cough syrup tonic red eggs 50 grams sugar, 1 egg, fresh ginger appropriate . First eggs into the bowl, stir well. Sugar bowl with water boiled, hot red eggs, mix, then pour has been twisted to take the ginger juice, and mix thoroughly. Daily morning and evening for 1 cup. Fill wasting, governance Cough.
12, night cough
Sesame Bingtang Shui rule 15 grams of raw sesame seeds, sugar 10 grams. Sesame and sugar bowl were placed, water brewed into tea. Lungs, Sheng Jin. Governance is more than the night cough, cough without sputum. (Add: Sesame 1, ginger 50 grams, were smashed Zhuzhi services, but also the efficacy of the above oh)
13, steam treatment cough and throat
Pear Honey ; large bretschneideri 1, honey, 50 grams. Bretschneideri all first dig inside the nucleus, will fill in there honey, heating steamed. Twice daily to eat one, ate a few days. Health and body fluid, cough and phlegm. Governance cough throat, hand, foot and heart fever.
14, dry cough, night sweats
bird's nest bird's nest fungus rule 10 grams, white fungus 15 grams, crystal sugar. The bird into the hot water soak for 3-4 hours, and then choose to go soft, then add hot water soak 1 hour and serve. Canopic jars or poured into a tureen with a bird's nest, white fungus, rock sugar, ranch cooked. Take. Fill wasting, Yang Yin, back and Hot. Governance dry cough, night sweats or lung yin deficiency and so on.
15, drink soy milk rather cough, phlegm
lungs grinding soaked soy sauce, sugar consumption after boiling . Drink a bowl of daily fasting. Spleen width, the moistening pinch of water, clearing the lungs cough, phlegm. Governance rickets thin plot, Hyperactivity cough.
(add: drink fresh milk can prevent Alzheimer's disease, prevention and control asthma. soymilk for anemia in patients nursed back to health, is stronger than the effect of milk to drink hot milk in the way of added vegetable protein, can enhance people's resistance to disease, regulation of the endocrine system of elderly women, reduce menopausal symptoms and improve, anti-aging, reduce juvenile female facial acne, the occurrence of acne, white skin moist Oh)
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
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Sunday, April 24, 2011
Practice a variety of sauce
tomato meat sauce for noodles is very delicious, we may as well do some fridge in the spare, as used with the check, it is easy ah. Tomato meat sauce is not difficult to practice, we recommend the following I will give two different approaches for friends as a reference to it. I hope everyone can make a tomato meat sauce for your appetite.
Italian tomato meat sauce: Wash and cut crosswise three tomato knife, scalded with boiling water for a while to Pi Qieding spare, spare onion diced, mince garlic spare; pot, put olive oil, seven or eight into the hot, add garlic until fragrant, then add a little fried onion; into the ground beef and saute until broken health, and then stir into diced tomatoes; if the tomatoes less, you can add a little tomato sauce. And then into the amount of red wine, sugar, chopped basil, thyme, water, fire to boil, turn simmer forty minutes to an hour; fire sauce, add salt seasoning.
domestic version of the tomato meat: lean meat, 80 grams, 250 grams tomatoes, ginger, garlic, onions, chopped hot pepper, Pixian bean paste, cooking wine, starch, pepper, soy sauce, the amount; tomatoes washed , a knife and gently at the top mark after a cross into the hot boiling water for a minute or so, stripped of external Pi Houqie broken; lean meat chopped into minced meat, add a little starch grasp uniform; ginger and garlic into the end of the onion cut;
from the pan, add ginger garlic flavor burst into the meat after the end of the next, fry minced meat color; cut into the amount of Pixian pepper and bean paste, stir well and then add a little wine and stir well; Add tomatoes, stir well over low heat to cook after about 5 minutes until thick, then add the right amount of salt and stir well; down into the green onion , pinch of pepper and soy sauce and stir well to scoop out the following.
practice of egg sauce,
egg sauce is homemade fried bean sauce Northeast favorite, used very tasty noodles. Then the Northeast eat eggs, butter how do we go? Do not worry, I'll egg sauce, the following practices detailed below, for friends as a reference, perhaps we could do to try it. There are two approaches, we can alternatively according to their needs.
one egg sauce: 2 to 3 eggs, beaten in a small bowl, 2 to 3 shallots, sliced green onion, bean sauce 2 to 3 tablespoons of children use. Pan heat oil, fry the eggs (fried side edges poke with chopsticks or a shovel children into pieces), and then into the green onion stir fry, turn medium heat, then stir into the bean paste, if too dry, add a little water , stir thoroughly after the pan off the heat can be.
egg sauce II: peanuts, eggs, green onions, miso northeast of the amount. First put cold pot of cold peanut oil, the fire fried until cooked, not fried like fried Coke. Egg in a bowl, add water, stir a spoon, pot, put the right amount of oil, fry the egg dish. Add a little water in the pot. Inserted the right amount of Northeast miso, and water, stir, cook until thick. Put sugar in the sauce by half-teaspoon fresh. Add chopped green onions, or add some chopped red, green and fresh pepper. Before finally fried peanuts and fried egg on top of sauce you can eat.
vegetables, meat
raw materials: pork (slightly more fat), tomato, onion, carrot pomace, spinach slag, slag celery, tomato sauce, cooking wine, white pepper powder, white sesame, bean paste, garlic fragrant sauce, soy sauce, the right amount.
practice: minced pork, tomatoes with Peel and cut into small pieces, onion pellets. Pot put a little oil, heated to 5 percent, the next pieces of meat stir fry until the appropriate color. Add bean paste, soy sauce, cooking wine stir-fry. Add tomato onion, stir-fry until onions off students. Add vegetable residue, and the amount of water (at least the amount of minced meat than you have not seen higher than 2cm).
after the fire to boil fragrant tomato sauce with garlic sauce, big cook 2 to 3 minutes, turn the small simmer (about 30 minutes, but also according to the amount of ingredients ~, as long as the minced meat can be cooked You can taste, if minced meat has been cooked, you can turn the fire was immediately sauce.) Before the amount of pepper sauce with white sesame seeds, cook until the sauce can be, put into the container, cool, refrigerate until set.
Description: The key is to increase the vegetable meat residue, to eat meat more than a refreshing taste. Meanwhile, there are still a lot of vegetables and dietary fiber residue and some trace elements, while the addition of meat in a delicious health. The best way not to do too much, because the oil less, must be put into the fridge, and not conducive to long-term preservation!
production essentials: pork chop is best to use, and Rouli more nutty taste, with a cooking machine to play out too thin. You can freely mix vegetable residue, according to their likes, but as easy to cook with the ingredients, tomato onion is a good choice.
spicy meat
to green onions cut into small, how much to set according to your taste. Cut into small pieces about 100g parsley, sweet bean paste 100g, bean paste 100g, chicken little, a little wine, lean pork (can also be used beef) 500g cut into the size of a soybean; pan add 70g or so of peanut oil, add diced eight mature, onions, fry the meat color in the fire, add flour paste, bean paste, like spicy food may be appropriate to add a little chili sauce, add about 300g or so of water, low heat, no water has been burned, leaving only when the oil done.
vanilla meat
raw materials: 50 grams of olive oil, tomato Hu 150 grams, 50 grams of tomato juice, ground pork 100 grams, 10 grams of sage, bay leaves 2, 3 cloves garlic, onion 1 / 4, 20 grams of crystal sugar, soy sauce, 2 tbsp.
Method: mince garlic, diced onion aside. Heat olive oil into the pot, saute minced garlic before depositing to golden yellow, then add onion fry until onions soften, then add ground pork stir fry scattered. Hu joined the tomatoes, tomato juice, sage, bay leaves and rock sugar, soy sauce, stir fry, then add water to boil on medium heat to open into a small fire continued after the cook, turning constantly to avoid during the stick pan, until thickened when the flame Remove the bay leaf, tomato meat sauce is the vanilla.
shiitake mushroom pate
5 cut pellets, meat and a little extravagant, a little bean paste, peanut taste. Fried mushrooms with sesame oil, extravagant under the meat, stir fry 2 minutes dishing out; little Fry sauce, sauce good Roumo open to speculation, mushrooms, mixed with chopped peanuts, stir well then.
reminder: the more water the less the end, the more easily paste pot, so to stir ground Oh! Otherwise, paste the bottom of the pot is not delicious.
Italian tomato meat sauce: Wash and cut crosswise three tomato knife, scalded with boiling water for a while to Pi Qieding spare, spare onion diced, mince garlic spare; pot, put olive oil, seven or eight into the hot, add garlic until fragrant, then add a little fried onion; into the ground beef and saute until broken health, and then stir into diced tomatoes; if the tomatoes less, you can add a little tomato sauce. And then into the amount of red wine, sugar, chopped basil, thyme, water, fire to boil, turn simmer forty minutes to an hour; fire sauce, add salt seasoning.
domestic version of the tomato meat: lean meat, 80 grams, 250 grams tomatoes, ginger, garlic, onions, chopped hot pepper, Pixian bean paste, cooking wine, starch, pepper, soy sauce, the amount; tomatoes washed , a knife and gently at the top mark after a cross into the hot boiling water for a minute or so, stripped of external Pi Houqie broken; lean meat chopped into minced meat, add a little starch grasp uniform; ginger and garlic into the end of the onion cut;
from the pan, add ginger garlic flavor burst into the meat after the end of the next, fry minced meat color; cut into the amount of Pixian pepper and bean paste, stir well and then add a little wine and stir well; Add tomatoes, stir well over low heat to cook after about 5 minutes until thick, then add the right amount of salt and stir well; down into the green onion , pinch of pepper and soy sauce and stir well to scoop out the following.
practice of egg sauce,
egg sauce is homemade fried bean sauce Northeast favorite, used very tasty noodles. Then the Northeast eat eggs, butter how do we go? Do not worry, I'll egg sauce, the following practices detailed below, for friends as a reference, perhaps we could do to try it. There are two approaches, we can alternatively according to their needs.
one egg sauce: 2 to 3 eggs, beaten in a small bowl, 2 to 3 shallots, sliced green onion, bean sauce 2 to 3 tablespoons of children use. Pan heat oil, fry the eggs (fried side edges poke with chopsticks or a shovel children into pieces), and then into the green onion stir fry, turn medium heat, then stir into the bean paste, if too dry, add a little water , stir thoroughly after the pan off the heat can be.
egg sauce II: peanuts, eggs, green onions, miso northeast of the amount. First put cold pot of cold peanut oil, the fire fried until cooked, not fried like fried Coke. Egg in a bowl, add water, stir a spoon, pot, put the right amount of oil, fry the egg dish. Add a little water in the pot. Inserted the right amount of Northeast miso, and water, stir, cook until thick. Put sugar in the sauce by half-teaspoon fresh. Add chopped green onions, or add some chopped red, green and fresh pepper. Before finally fried peanuts and fried egg on top of sauce you can eat.
vegetables, meat
raw materials: pork (slightly more fat), tomato, onion, carrot pomace, spinach slag, slag celery, tomato sauce, cooking wine, white pepper powder, white sesame, bean paste, garlic fragrant sauce, soy sauce, the right amount.
practice: minced pork, tomatoes with Peel and cut into small pieces, onion pellets. Pot put a little oil, heated to 5 percent, the next pieces of meat stir fry until the appropriate color. Add bean paste, soy sauce, cooking wine stir-fry. Add tomato onion, stir-fry until onions off students. Add vegetable residue, and the amount of water (at least the amount of minced meat than you have not seen higher than 2cm).
after the fire to boil fragrant tomato sauce with garlic sauce, big cook 2 to 3 minutes, turn the small simmer (about 30 minutes, but also according to the amount of ingredients ~, as long as the minced meat can be cooked You can taste, if minced meat has been cooked, you can turn the fire was immediately sauce.) Before the amount of pepper sauce with white sesame seeds, cook until the sauce can be, put into the container, cool, refrigerate until set.
Description: The key is to increase the vegetable meat residue, to eat meat more than a refreshing taste. Meanwhile, there are still a lot of vegetables and dietary fiber residue and some trace elements, while the addition of meat in a delicious health. The best way not to do too much, because the oil less, must be put into the fridge, and not conducive to long-term preservation!
production essentials: pork chop is best to use, and Rouli more nutty taste, with a cooking machine to play out too thin. You can freely mix vegetable residue, according to their likes, but as easy to cook with the ingredients, tomato onion is a good choice.
spicy meat
to green onions cut into small, how much to set according to your taste. Cut into small pieces about 100g parsley, sweet bean paste 100g, bean paste 100g, chicken little, a little wine, lean pork (can also be used beef) 500g cut into the size of a soybean; pan add 70g or so of peanut oil, add diced eight mature, onions, fry the meat color in the fire, add flour paste, bean paste, like spicy food may be appropriate to add a little chili sauce, add about 300g or so of water, low heat, no water has been burned, leaving only when the oil done.
vanilla meat
raw materials: 50 grams of olive oil, tomato Hu 150 grams, 50 grams of tomato juice, ground pork 100 grams, 10 grams of sage, bay leaves 2, 3 cloves garlic, onion 1 / 4, 20 grams of crystal sugar, soy sauce, 2 tbsp.
Method: mince garlic, diced onion aside. Heat olive oil into the pot, saute minced garlic before depositing to golden yellow, then add onion fry until onions soften, then add ground pork stir fry scattered. Hu joined the tomatoes, tomato juice, sage, bay leaves and rock sugar, soy sauce, stir fry, then add water to boil on medium heat to open into a small fire continued after the cook, turning constantly to avoid during the stick pan, until thickened when the flame Remove the bay leaf, tomato meat sauce is the vanilla.
shiitake mushroom pate
5 cut pellets, meat and a little extravagant, a little bean paste, peanut taste. Fried mushrooms with sesame oil, extravagant under the meat, stir fry 2 minutes dishing out; little Fry sauce, sauce good Roumo open to speculation, mushrooms, mixed with chopped peanuts, stir well then.
reminder: the more water the less the end, the more easily paste pot, so to stir ground Oh! Otherwise, paste the bottom of the pot is not delicious.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Can read these words , are the heart of people and stories
1, some things we know are wrong, they can go to insist, as reconciled; some people, we know that love is also going to give up, because no end; Sometimes, we clearly know that no road, still the first line, as used to it.
2, that cast their eyes can not see the world; that covered his ears to all the trouble you can not hear; that the footsteps stopped, the heart can no longer travel; think I need love, just a hug.
3, those who have committed mistakes, some because of too late, some because of deliberately avoid, more often at a loss to stand to one side. We are so wrong again and again, but never know and learn from it and do some introspection.
4, you do not know I was thinking of you, because you do not love me, I knew you do not want me, still love you, because I was too silly. Maybe sometimes, to avoid what is not because of fear to face, but waiting for.
5, sky, no trace of wings, but the birds have flown; heart is not a knife and cut off, but the pain was so clear. The chest in the softest place, the wound hurt by love, than those that physically hurts more sharp, and only time can heal.
6, a lot of people, as loneliness and indulgence of one person, but more because of indulgence of a man, and lonely life. We can love each other, but not destined to be together. I did not love you enough, but I am not sure that love is not the most correct.
7, if the betrayal is a kind of courage, then betray you need to accept a greater courage. The former only have enough courage to be, or maybe just a crush, while the latter test is the degree of tolerance, not a simple impulse, need only time.
8, lives can not be used to prove that love, like we can not prove that they can no longer believe in love. In this city, just as Rolex is a matter of luxury, love is a spiritual luxury. However, extremely fragile life, there is no way to afford so many luxury.
9, one of the greatest difficulty is to know themselves, the easiest is to know yourself. Very often, we illegible own, just because we put ourselves in the wrong place, gave himself an illusion. So, not afraid of the road rough, I'm afraid from the start in the wrong direction.
10, living in a city, or love a person, or to do something, a long time, you will feel tired, there will be an impulse to want to escape. May not be tired of this city, love the people, adhere to something, but can not give themselves the courage to persevere.
11, how many times and how many times, remembering to draw a circle of life, and we turn in place numerous times, unable to escape. Always want to return to the original place of strangers, if we can once again the choice, I thought I could love more simple.
12, if you knew the story ends, you say it, or choose, or pretended not to know, the million will not get to the core. Sometimes the damage left to others, preferred to remain silent than to come clean to hurt more.
13. If later you will inadvertently think of me, please do not forget I loved you so deeply ... ...
14. tiptoe we can from being closer to it?
15. I really like you, close your eyes, thinking that I could forget, but shed tears, but did not deceive themselves.
16. My dear, go out to play tired, hurt, then to come back, I am still here waiting for you ... ...
17. When you can not help the tears flow out of time , eyes wide open, do not blink! You will see the world blur by the clear and the whole process, the heart will fall in tears the moment you become clear clarity ... ...
18. Life is like a dance, the church people who are your first steps may not be able to accompany you come to finish ... ...
19. do not love love, never worse. Therefore, we flirt, we ambiguous, but never fall in love.
20. In fact, I have always believed, and I do not have to think even, because I have never forgotten.
21. The most romantic words than
22. Do not say love, promise is a debt owed.
23. can not be friends after breaking up, because the hurt one another, the enemy can not do, because loving each other too, so we become the most familiar stranger ... ...
24 I put down the dignity and the personality down, put down a stubborn, does not fit you because ... ...
25. those who have fond memories of the things that we never forget the process, are we forgotten.
26. lonely people will always remember the heart appear in his life of each person, so I always get enough to think of you in the fall of night over and over again for each star the number of my loneliness.
27. the warmth of my life for so many, all of which I gave you, but you leave me, how you call me later and then people laugh ... ...
28. hide a time, and miss some time with the palm; hiding in a given location, also stand to miss a standing antecedents path, let me worry about the people.
29. Some people will always be engraved in memory, even forgetting his voice, forgot his smile and forget his face, but think of him every time when the feelings are always will not change.
30. never said that before the separation of people, already scattered in the horizon of the.
31. You never see when I look like the most lonely, because only when you are not with me, I was the most lonely.
32. memory is down to the water in the palm spread out or clenched whether you will eventually drop by drop flowing from the fingers clean.
33. wound just like me, was a stubborn child, refused to heal, because the heart is warm and humid place, suitable for growing anything.
34. This is one of the most tired thing, than to sit and watch their heart is broken, have to stick it up yourself.
35. If one day we meet again on the road, and I tell you: ? I am very happy to tell you, just do not want to let you know I am actually very sad.
36. separation and reunion, staged non-stop drama of life, habits, and will no longer be sorrowful.
37. We met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time ... ...
2, that cast their eyes can not see the world; that covered his ears to all the trouble you can not hear; that the footsteps stopped, the heart can no longer travel; think I need love, just a hug.
3, those who have committed mistakes, some because of too late, some because of deliberately avoid, more often at a loss to stand to one side. We are so wrong again and again, but never know and learn from it and do some introspection.
4, you do not know I was thinking of you, because you do not love me, I knew you do not want me, still love you, because I was too silly. Maybe sometimes, to avoid what is not because of fear to face, but waiting for.
5, sky, no trace of wings, but the birds have flown; heart is not a knife and cut off, but the pain was so clear. The chest in the softest place, the wound hurt by love, than those that physically hurts more sharp, and only time can heal.
6, a lot of people, as loneliness and indulgence of one person, but more because of indulgence of a man, and lonely life. We can love each other, but not destined to be together. I did not love you enough, but I am not sure that love is not the most correct.
7, if the betrayal is a kind of courage, then betray you need to accept a greater courage. The former only have enough courage to be, or maybe just a crush, while the latter test is the degree of tolerance, not a simple impulse, need only time.
8, lives can not be used to prove that love, like we can not prove that they can no longer believe in love. In this city, just as Rolex is a matter of luxury, love is a spiritual luxury. However, extremely fragile life, there is no way to afford so many luxury.
9, one of the greatest difficulty is to know themselves, the easiest is to know yourself. Very often, we illegible own, just because we put ourselves in the wrong place, gave himself an illusion. So, not afraid of the road rough, I'm afraid from the start in the wrong direction.
10, living in a city, or love a person, or to do something, a long time, you will feel tired, there will be an impulse to want to escape. May not be tired of this city, love the people, adhere to something, but can not give themselves the courage to persevere.
11, how many times and how many times, remembering to draw a circle of life, and we turn in place numerous times, unable to escape. Always want to return to the original place of strangers, if we can once again the choice, I thought I could love more simple.
12, if you knew the story ends, you say it, or choose, or pretended not to know, the million will not get to the core. Sometimes the damage left to others, preferred to remain silent than to come clean to hurt more.
13. If later you will inadvertently think of me, please do not forget I loved you so deeply ... ...
14. tiptoe we can from being closer to it?
15. I really like you, close your eyes, thinking that I could forget, but shed tears, but did not deceive themselves.
16. My dear, go out to play tired, hurt, then to come back, I am still here waiting for you ... ...
17. When you can not help the tears flow out of time , eyes wide open, do not blink! You will see the world blur by the clear and the whole process, the heart will fall in tears the moment you become clear clarity ... ...
18. Life is like a dance, the church people who are your first steps may not be able to accompany you come to finish ... ...
19. do not love love, never worse. Therefore, we flirt, we ambiguous, but never fall in love.
20. In fact, I have always believed, and I do not have to think even, because I have never forgotten.
21. The most romantic words than
22. Do not say love, promise is a debt owed.
23. can not be friends after breaking up, because the hurt one another, the enemy can not do, because loving each other too, so we become the most familiar stranger ... ...
24 I put down the dignity and the personality down, put down a stubborn, does not fit you because ... ...
25. those who have fond memories of the things that we never forget the process, are we forgotten.
26. lonely people will always remember the heart appear in his life of each person, so I always get enough to think of you in the fall of night over and over again for each star the number of my loneliness.
27. the warmth of my life for so many, all of which I gave you, but you leave me, how you call me later and then people laugh ... ...
28. hide a time, and miss some time with the palm; hiding in a given location, also stand to miss a standing antecedents path, let me worry about the people.
29. Some people will always be engraved in memory, even forgetting his voice, forgot his smile and forget his face, but think of him every time when the feelings are always will not change.
30. never said that before the separation of people, already scattered in the horizon of the.
31. You never see when I look like the most lonely, because only when you are not with me, I was the most lonely.
32. memory is down to the water in the palm spread out or clenched whether you will eventually drop by drop flowing from the fingers clean.
33. wound just like me, was a stubborn child, refused to heal, because the heart is warm and humid place, suitable for growing anything.
34. This is one of the most tired thing, than to sit and watch their heart is broken, have to stick it up yourself.
35. If one day we meet again on the road, and I tell you: ? I am very happy to tell you, just do not want to let you know I am actually very sad.
36. separation and reunion, staged non-stop drama of life, habits, and will no longer be sorrowful.
37. We met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time ... ...
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Women pretend to get the true feelings of orgasm ; man pretended to get real emotional climax
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I asked God for a bike. Children, but I know God does not work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.
2, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather .. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I hope, like my grandfather, died peacefully in his sleep ... ... not to like in his car screaming and yelling like the passengers to die ah!
3, Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
you can never beat a pure sucker, because he will pull your IQ his level, then beat you with experience
4, The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
literal translation: In this world, my do not want to do is hurt you, but this thing still on the list.
Photograph a: I really do not want to hurt you, but you also do not force me.
Photograph b: I is not putting a fruit.
5, If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...
a. If having sex is ass can not afford to feel the pain, that you speak the wrong hole. XXOO ..
b. If the pain is the lower body, then, is the mouse gets the cheese.
6, The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
a. early have a good hand! Sex is like playing cheese!
b. The early bird gets the worm, early insects eaten by birds.
7, We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
else in our Karma da d better come quick.
8, Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
XXOO like playing bridge. If the opponent does not help, so that his hand must be.
9, Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Some people are like Slinkies (spring toys) , nothing really useful, but look at them and shift to the stairs to go or great delight Daoteng.
10, Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they are regularly being , and for the same reason - dirty! !
11, War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
War does not determine who is right, but only who is left.
12, Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
a. orgasms may be put on. However, TMD men can fake a whole relationship out!
b. a woman pretending to orgasm to get the true feelings; man pretended to get real emotional climax.
13, We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
We never really grow up, we just learn to act in public force.
14, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If he does not hard, make him a sandwich!
15, Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Light travels faster than sound .... this is why some SB only until you hear them speak that he was pretending to B. ..
16, My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
front of my mom every time When I called mud horse never saw the humor.
17, I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
18, If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
you think nobody cares about your fate, you may wish to try playing with your creditors to hide Cats ~ ~
19, Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. .
20, Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Evening news is Why are you better off.
21, How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
literal translation: a match can start a forest, but also a box of matches Students can not afford a fire, this Editor's Note!
Photo Gallery: Looking back at the Colombian people can Daitao pregnancy, look at the present t even see the Men
22, If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it ?
If 4 / 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, then the remaining 1 / 5, Editor's Note? Enjoy it?
23, Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
literal translation: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not to put it into a fruit salad.
Photograph a: Knowledge is telling you that it should put all their eggs into the basket, Wisdom is not putting all your eggs in one basket.
Photograph b: the so-called knowledge is that Han and small four belong to the 80, but wisdom tells you that men and women are still not the end ~
24, If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
God Never, whatever the outcome, and delight everyone points it!
25, Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
whether, in any case, never, not one night, while eating, ***, and laxative.
26, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
fight my way into the food chain, than to be a vegetarian.
27, A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station ..
bus station bus stops. Train Station where a train stops. My desk, I have a workstation ...
28, If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
If I listen to you, of us to have a 2B.
29, Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
dolphins are so smart you you know? As long as few weeks of captivity, they can let people to stand on edge of the pool and throw them fish.
30, A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
a. didn; play taekwondo, the computer can not!
b. chess computer to play my round and round, boxing, kick box I can get this right!
31, I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with . Anjiu had asked a :to sit down and shut-up.
Children: You spend the first 2 years, teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
33, Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
why, when you say there are 400 billion stars in heaven, he no doubt, but chosen to check when you say
34, Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
a. would rather shut up fool, do not crow chaos quack science.
b. explain the more the more SB, do not speak the NB.
c. life decisions based on interpretation of
d.'d rather not be closed when the SB, no mouth explain all doubt.
35, A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
bank is that when you prove that you do not need money when you can lend money to Your local
36, Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
a. question for you, everybody else is doing it.
b. What do you not happy? Say, everybody else.
37, The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
a. I know no one in my head to chat with me, but they have really helpful TM!
Gallery: My conscience is fantasy, but enough to make me delusional
38, A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
a. conscience Huh? Memory is not right?
Photograph b: Since that wake up in the Simon side, every time I remind myself to the club,
39, Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
a. so-called good girl, cough! Is not caught by the masses think JP women
b. Li Paifang have to be installed
40, He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
who smiles in a crisis that, given they are sexy ~
41, Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy .
If a woman can do with a bald head and beer belly in the street still think they are just super sexy Akira - now estimated to be equal to men.
42, The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
leg bones - in a dark room, good for finding furniture and equipment.
43, The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Santa is all he knows where to live Son YD girl!
44, To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
plagiarism one person is plagiarism, stealing from many is research.
Photo Gallery: punish those who steal hook, grand larceny person is plagiarism.
45, Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Some people they go out; some people happy whenever they go. .
46, I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
I found that I was dripping feet A small piece of seaweed touches children, I drop the screams - and I was great white shark is the same as when the screams of drops.
47, Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Literal Translation: If you are crowded elevator dwarf can certainly smell different taste.
Photo Gallery: Inspiration from the perspective of the different stations.
48, I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I can not blame you! I condemn you!
49, Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says , one is the !
50, God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
God must love Bel SB, or he made so many! ! ! ! ! ! !
51, Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Behind every successful man there is a woman. Each turned the boat is often the man behind the success of another woman.
52, I always take life with a grain of salt, ... plus a slice of lemon, ... and a shot of tequila.
life is a piece of cake for me, I usually with salt and lemon, a small cup of liquor again.
Photograph a: life is a mass of hemp rope ,...... ...... ...... shot of a candle together.
Photograph b: life, not that crazy first bite, then drank strong liquor?
53, The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
literal translation: kids middle name, is simply to let him know that he really Shashi Hou trouble.
literal a: from a full name for the child to hit before you can unashamedly say it.
Photograph b: the name comes in different forms to allow his mother to call him home for dinner!
54, It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
when jumping off a building, dead.
55, Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural sucker.
56, Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
literal translation: Do not hit a man with glasses, a baseball hit with a rod.
Photo Gallery: him with a baseball, bat.
57, There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
literal translation: in order to retain who, in time to wrestle with a thin line to distinguish whether you to master.
other translations: be kept in a woman wrestle, cuddle it works. / Hold and burst there is a difference. / Down and hugging is a subtle difference between the yo! / Hug and judo in the repression there is a difference!
58, A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
the so-called bargain, that is, although you do not need this stuff, but the price is too good to buy down!
59, Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
never fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
60, My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
My opinions may have changed, but the fact that I am right, But always the same.
Photo Gallery: We engage communism, but also engage in socialism with Chinese characteristics.
61, My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
psychologist: You crazy! ! ! I: Can you say something else?
psychologist: good! ! TM, you're ugly! ! !
62, A little boy asked his father, little boy asked his father: 63, Some people say surprise.
Some people say, I say Because telling them to expect you to join, have to point surprise ~!
64, When in doubt, mumble.
them, so if you muttering.
do not understand the words of surprise.
65, I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I have decided to live forever, so far, so good.
66, Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you really want them to roll back to their home.
67, If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
skydiving is such a movement: or-break!
68, A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
TV can insult your intelligence, the computer is the ultimate spit your groove there!
69, Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Knowledge is power, power corrupts. So study hard and be evil!
70, Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
can not buy happiness, but it will be better endure the pain that day.
71, Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
borrow money from a pessimist! He will not expect you! ! !
72, Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Worrying works! ! 90% of things I worry about never happen! !
73, Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
virginity like bubble, one prick without a trace.
74, Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
this year, even nostalgia is not what it used to.
75, With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
letter Chun, but have eternal life
76, I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
've known it was hopeless I am with my EX! After all, I'm Libra she is JP!
77, Hallmark Card: Department. (No woman deserted, with the woman utter confusion)
78, You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Living longer and 2 / live to old age, 2 to the old
< br> 79, A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
literal translation: diplomat said, when you go to hell, if you are wording will look forward to such a trip.
80, I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, He said, He: I have to use your face to wipe the ground! ! ! Me: you'll be sorry! ! He: Oh? Da truth? How to tell? Me: uh, into the corners where you can not rub! ! !
81, Some people hear voices .. Some see invisible people .. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
some bragging Ah be able to get, some people have boasted that Ah Yin Yang eyes, others just no imagination whatsoever
82, I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
ah ah I do love the work of good work for me ~ ah ~ I'm fascinated TMD look at it for a few hours, ah!
83, We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
gun control is not a problem, SB management is the problem
84, Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
woman may not hit harder, but they hit even lower .....
woman hit the man always the crucial point.
85, Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
literal translation: Just remember ... ... the world did not disgusting, we have long been spit out.
Stop complaining, if the world harmony, we should not be such a person exists ~
Gallery: TMD you remember me: not a harmonious society, you have to hit lower back it!
86, Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
sorghum God loves you, but we all think you just 2B
87, I used to be indecisive . Now I'm not sure.
a. in the past I quandary. Gun control.
b. I used to be indecisive, now I doubt it.
c. I used to be indecisive, now I am not sure whether it was true.
88, I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
I do not believe killing is not linked to 5 days bleeding species. / I do not believe in killing children twat.
89, If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
Literal Translation: If you keep your feet on the ground, you'll have the pants.
Photo Gallery: too honest man can not live.
90, To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
where someone is playing where, where the mean where I was playing.
91, You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket ... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
Well , since the ship would sink, only one life jacket, I look at the hypocrisy of reluctance, for me you are such a good friend ... I will always miss you drop ~!!!< br>
92, Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
standing in the garage you will not be a car, right? Therefore, on the church does not make you a Christian.
93, Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
world is always changing, but I also would not come out how.
Photo Gallery: Where life is not a cup, only the face of drinking fountains.
94, If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
assume that we will live and learn wisdom, why do some people have a will Health?
95, A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
always be chasing the bus faster than the time when you are in there twice as fast.
Once you have chased the bus, its speed will become the feel on the inside than you faster.
96, Whoever coined the phrase
97, You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
across the river and do not Chaiqiao, chances are you have to come back yet.
98, The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.
oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is different? Try to see that the
99, When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
To violence with violence, it is better to hold rule explosion.
100, Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
literal translation: Remember, if you smoke after having sex to prove you are too fast.
I asked God for a bike. Children, but I know God does not work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.
2, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather .. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I hope, like my grandfather, died peacefully in his sleep ... ... not to like in his car screaming and yelling like the passengers to die ah!
3, Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
you can never beat a pure sucker, because he will pull your IQ his level, then beat you with experience
4, The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
literal translation: In this world, my do not want to do is hurt you, but this thing still on the list.
Photograph a: I really do not want to hurt you, but you also do not force me.
Photograph b: I is not putting a fruit.
5, If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...
a. If having sex is ass can not afford to feel the pain, that you speak the wrong hole. XXOO ..
b. If the pain is the lower body, then, is the mouse gets the cheese.
6, The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
a. early have a good hand! Sex is like playing cheese!
b. The early bird gets the worm, early insects eaten by birds.
7, We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
else in our Karma da d better come quick.
8, Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
XXOO like playing bridge. If the opponent does not help, so that his hand must be.
9, Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Some people are like Slinkies (spring toys) , nothing really useful, but look at them and shift to the stairs to go or great delight Daoteng.
10, Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they are regularly being , and for the same reason - dirty! !
11, War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
War does not determine who is right, but only who is left.
12, Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
a. orgasms may be put on. However, TMD men can fake a whole relationship out!
b. a woman pretending to orgasm to get the true feelings; man pretended to get real emotional climax.
13, We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
We never really grow up, we just learn to act in public force.
14, Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If he does not hard, make him a sandwich!
15, Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Light travels faster than sound .... this is why some SB only until you hear them speak that he was pretending to B. ..
16, My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
front of my mom every time When I called mud horse never saw the humor.
17, I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
18, If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
you think nobody cares about your fate, you may wish to try playing with your creditors to hide Cats ~ ~
19, Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. .
20, Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Evening news is Why are you better off.
21, How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
literal translation: a match can start a forest, but also a box of matches Students can not afford a fire, this Editor's Note!
Photo Gallery: Looking back at the Colombian people can Daitao pregnancy, look at the present t even see the Men
22, If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it ?
If 4 / 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, then the remaining 1 / 5, Editor's Note? Enjoy it?
23, Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
literal translation: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not to put it into a fruit salad.
Photograph a: Knowledge is telling you that it should put all their eggs into the basket, Wisdom is not putting all your eggs in one basket.
Photograph b: the so-called knowledge is that Han and small four belong to the 80, but wisdom tells you that men and women are still not the end ~
24, If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
God Never, whatever the outcome, and delight everyone points it!
25, Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
whether, in any case, never, not one night, while eating, ***, and laxative.
26, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
fight my way into the food chain, than to be a vegetarian.
27, A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station ..
bus station bus stops. Train Station where a train stops. My desk, I have a workstation ...
28, If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
If I listen to you, of us to have a 2B.
29, Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
dolphins are so smart you you know? As long as few weeks of captivity, they can let people to stand on edge of the pool and throw them fish.
30, A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
a. didn; play taekwondo, the computer can not!
b. chess computer to play my round and round, boxing, kick box I can get this right!
31, I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with . Anjiu had asked a :to sit down and shut-up.
Children: You spend the first 2 years, teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
33, Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
why, when you say there are 400 billion stars in heaven, he no doubt, but chosen to check when you say
34, Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
a. would rather shut up fool, do not crow chaos quack science.
b. explain the more the more SB, do not speak the NB.
c. life decisions based on interpretation of
d.'d rather not be closed when the SB, no mouth explain all doubt.
35, A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
bank is that when you prove that you do not need money when you can lend money to Your local
36, Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
a. question for you, everybody else is doing it.
b. What do you not happy? Say, everybody else.
37, The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
a. I know no one in my head to chat with me, but they have really helpful TM!
Gallery: My conscience is fantasy, but enough to make me delusional
38, A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
a. conscience Huh? Memory is not right?
Photograph b: Since that wake up in the Simon side, every time I remind myself to the club,
39, Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
a. so-called good girl, cough! Is not caught by the masses think JP women
b. Li Paifang have to be installed
40, He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
who smiles in a crisis that, given they are sexy ~
41, Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy .
If a woman can do with a bald head and beer belly in the street still think they are just super sexy Akira - now estimated to be equal to men.
42, The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
leg bones - in a dark room, good for finding furniture and equipment.
43, The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Santa is all he knows where to live Son YD girl!
44, To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
plagiarism one person is plagiarism, stealing from many is research.
Photo Gallery: punish those who steal hook, grand larceny person is plagiarism.
45, Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Some people they go out; some people happy whenever they go. .
46, I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
I found that I was dripping feet A small piece of seaweed touches children, I drop the screams - and I was great white shark is the same as when the screams of drops.
47, Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Literal Translation: If you are crowded elevator dwarf can certainly smell different taste.
Photo Gallery: Inspiration from the perspective of the different stations.
48, I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I can not blame you! I condemn you!
49, Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says , one is the !
50, God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
God must love Bel SB, or he made so many! ! ! ! ! ! !
51, Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Behind every successful man there is a woman. Each turned the boat is often the man behind the success of another woman.
52, I always take life with a grain of salt, ... plus a slice of lemon, ... and a shot of tequila.
life is a piece of cake for me, I usually with salt and lemon, a small cup of liquor again.
Photograph a: life is a mass of hemp rope ,...... ...... ...... shot of a candle together.
Photograph b: life, not that crazy first bite, then drank strong liquor?
53, The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
literal translation: kids middle name, is simply to let him know that he really Shashi Hou trouble.
literal a: from a full name for the child to hit before you can unashamedly say it.
Photograph b: the name comes in different forms to allow his mother to call him home for dinner!
54, It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
when jumping off a building, dead.
55, Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural sucker.
56, Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
literal translation: Do not hit a man with glasses, a baseball hit with a rod.
Photo Gallery: him with a baseball, bat.
57, There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
literal translation: in order to retain who, in time to wrestle with a thin line to distinguish whether you to master.
other translations: be kept in a woman wrestle, cuddle it works. / Hold and burst there is a difference. / Down and hugging is a subtle difference between the yo! / Hug and judo in the repression there is a difference!
58, A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
the so-called bargain, that is, although you do not need this stuff, but the price is too good to buy down!
59, Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
never fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
60, My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
My opinions may have changed, but the fact that I am right, But always the same.
Photo Gallery: We engage communism, but also engage in socialism with Chinese characteristics.
61, My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
psychologist: You crazy! ! ! I: Can you say something else?
psychologist: good! ! TM, you're ugly! ! !
62, A little boy asked his father, little boy asked his father: 63, Some people say surprise.
Some people say, I say Because telling them to expect you to join, have to point surprise ~!
64, When in doubt, mumble.
them, so if you muttering.
do not understand the words of surprise.
65, I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I have decided to live forever, so far, so good.
66, Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you really want them to roll back to their home.
67, If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
skydiving is such a movement: or-break!
68, A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
TV can insult your intelligence, the computer is the ultimate spit your groove there!
69, Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Knowledge is power, power corrupts. So study hard and be evil!
70, Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
can not buy happiness, but it will be better endure the pain that day.
71, Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
borrow money from a pessimist! He will not expect you! ! !
72, Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Worrying works! ! 90% of things I worry about never happen! !
73, Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
virginity like bubble, one prick without a trace.
74, Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
this year, even nostalgia is not what it used to.
75, With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
letter Chun, but have eternal life
76, I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
've known it was hopeless I am with my EX! After all, I'm Libra she is JP!
77, Hallmark Card: Department. (No woman deserted, with the woman utter confusion)
78, You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Living longer and 2 / live to old age, 2 to the old
< br> 79, A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
literal translation: diplomat said, when you go to hell, if you are wording will look forward to such a trip.
80, I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, He said, He: I have to use your face to wipe the ground! ! ! Me: you'll be sorry! ! He: Oh? Da truth? How to tell? Me: uh, into the corners where you can not rub! ! !
81, Some people hear voices .. Some see invisible people .. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
some bragging Ah be able to get, some people have boasted that Ah Yin Yang eyes, others just no imagination whatsoever
82, I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
ah ah I do love the work of good work for me ~ ah ~ I'm fascinated TMD look at it for a few hours, ah!
83, We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
gun control is not a problem, SB management is the problem
84, Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
woman may not hit harder, but they hit even lower .....
woman hit the man always the crucial point.
85, Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
literal translation: Just remember ... ... the world did not disgusting, we have long been spit out.
Stop complaining, if the world harmony, we should not be such a person exists ~
Gallery: TMD you remember me: not a harmonious society, you have to hit lower back it!
86, Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
sorghum God loves you, but we all think you just 2B
87, I used to be indecisive . Now I'm not sure.
a. in the past I quandary. Gun control.
b. I used to be indecisive, now I doubt it.
c. I used to be indecisive, now I am not sure whether it was true.
88, I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
I do not believe killing is not linked to 5 days bleeding species. / I do not believe in killing children twat.
89, If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
Literal Translation: If you keep your feet on the ground, you'll have the pants.
Photo Gallery: too honest man can not live.
90, To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
where someone is playing where, where the mean where I was playing.
91, You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket ... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
Well , since the ship would sink, only one life jacket, I look at the hypocrisy of reluctance, for me you are such a good friend ... I will always miss you drop ~!!!< br>
92, Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
standing in the garage you will not be a car, right? Therefore, on the church does not make you a Christian.
93, Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
world is always changing, but I also would not come out how.
Photo Gallery: Where life is not a cup, only the face of drinking fountains.
94, If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
assume that we will live and learn wisdom, why do some people have a will Health?
95, A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
always be chasing the bus faster than the time when you are in there twice as fast.
Once you have chased the bus, its speed will become the feel on the inside than you faster.
96, Whoever coined the phrase
97, You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
across the river and do not Chaiqiao, chances are you have to come back yet.
98, The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.
oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is different? Try to see that the
99, When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
To violence with violence, it is better to hold rule explosion.
100, Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
literal translation: Remember, if you smoke after having sex to prove you are too fast.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Breaking up the classic confession (good comedy Oh )
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Woman: Hey, are you doing? -
M: I'm going to buy something! -
Woman: You come out, I'll say a thing. -
M: where ah? -
Female: Park! -
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woman went to the park, so for a long time the man finally appears. -
women: how do you come ah? froze me. -
M: I said I want to buy something ah. -
Woman: I'm a little thing to you that you guess what matter? -
M: how do I know ah, the girl's mind how the boy can guess, ah, you're going to take me to see your mother ah? -
FEMALE: We broke up right? -
M: ah? Bad! -
Woman: I beg you and I break up, I really admire you. -
M: Do you service why should I break up with me ah? I worship service I should be very happy with me! -
Woman: I really admire you, not worship -
Man: wood, plants, and I is an animal, even animals and plants you can not tell, -
Girl: I think you and I no issue .-
Boy: No topic ah the world. you have a point any more! -
girl: you let me how to tell you about? Take a very simple example, I say to you go with me shopping, you guys, but take me to the rolling road! shopping is to go to the mall shopping, you know? -
Boy: Then you say go shopping, not to mention shopping, shopping is a shopping street is the street, This is you do not understand .-
Girl: What do you have to understand you and I can understand? -
Boy: You do not know how I can understand that ah! Language is the channel of interpersonal communication, not Mama honking .-
Girl: Well, we broke up, drop you know? -
Boy: I see! is big! -
Girl: Do you like me which in the end, I still does not work you change? -
Boy: You can not change! -
Girl: you say, I am sure changed! -
Boy: I like you're not unreasonable, and Lai, grumpy, and you can change you? -
Girl: I'm me ... how do I change my ah! I grew up so that you are not embarrassed me? -
Boy: Well, something broke in to say you changed .-
Girl: Well, I tell you does not make sense, I'm gone -
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Boy: ah ah ah, ah Do not go! I would not finish ah! -
Girl: I beg you let me, I really do, and you do not have a common language .-
boy: are Chinese, why not have a common language? I did not speak English, and you said, ah I can understand. We still have a common language .-
Girl: you say so, I told all the Chinese all have in common? -
Boy: wrong, you know Mongolian? Do you know the Tibetan language? Do you know North Korea do? -
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girl helpless .......-
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Girl: I like someone else .-
boy: which point he was not as good as me? (here is the key, misleading ...)-
Girls: Which do not like! -
Boy: Now what do not like, do you like him to do ah? -
Girl: I thought you said you which point better than him! -
Boy: It seems there is no common language that you do not listen to me, that the problem lies in your body, you can not because I broke it off. -
Girl: Please, you are a good man, I am a bad woman, I am not good enough for your right? I am ugly, eye-poison, low IQ, I am nothing. You are perfect, you gave me seeking something to eat please? -
Boy: I am a good man is no doubt the fact that you are a bad woman, it is generally bad. You are not good enough for me, I can will it. Ugly, not out of scary on the line. -
girl: I have to say we should break up with you. -
boy: Today, to say we should break up with me? Then you say tomorrow. Hard to find the object, how can I say points to points. -
Girl: Well, I do not break up. -
Boy: Then why, regardless of it? -
Girl: I serve you. -
Boy: But you clearly said you just did it my points and I ah. -
Girl: I change your mind work? -
boy: why women are so fickle? -
girl: you die in this life I count in your hands. -
Boy: I think I am highly educated people, not kill so vulgar thing to do, You guess, is not possible. -
girl: you and I be served to you. -
Boy: Then we also talk about not talking about breaking up the thing ah? -
Girl: Well, go, go eat. -
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Woman: Hey, are you doing? -
M: I'm going to buy something! -
Woman: You come out, I'll say a thing. -
M: where ah? -
Female: Park! -
-
woman went to the park, so for a long time the man finally appears. -
women: how do you come ah? froze me. -
M: I said I want to buy something ah. -
Woman: I'm a little thing to you that you guess what matter? -
M: how do I know ah, the girl's mind how the boy can guess, ah, you're going to take me to see your mother ah? -
FEMALE: We broke up right? -
M: ah? Bad! -
Woman: I beg you and I break up, I really admire you. -
M: Do you service why should I break up with me ah? I worship service I should be very happy with me! -
Woman: I really admire you, not worship -
Man: wood, plants, and I is an animal, even animals and plants you can not tell, -
Girl: I think you and I no issue .-
Boy: No topic ah the world. you have a point any more! -
girl: you let me how to tell you about? Take a very simple example, I say to you go with me shopping, you guys, but take me to the rolling road! shopping is to go to the mall shopping, you know? -
Boy: Then you say go shopping, not to mention shopping, shopping is a shopping street is the street, This is you do not understand .-
Girl: What do you have to understand you and I can understand? -
Boy: You do not know how I can understand that ah! Language is the channel of interpersonal communication, not Mama honking .-
Girl: Well, we broke up, drop you know? -
Boy: I see! is big! -
Girl: Do you like me which in the end, I still does not work you change? -
Boy: You can not change! -
Girl: you say, I am sure changed! -
Boy: I like you're not unreasonable, and Lai, grumpy, and you can change you? -
Girl: I'm me ... how do I change my ah! I grew up so that you are not embarrassed me? -
Boy: Well, something broke in to say you changed .-
Girl: Well, I tell you does not make sense, I'm gone -
-
Boy: ah ah ah, ah Do not go! I would not finish ah! -
Girl: I beg you let me, I really do, and you do not have a common language .-
boy: are Chinese, why not have a common language? I did not speak English, and you said, ah I can understand. We still have a common language .-
Girl: you say so, I told all the Chinese all have in common? -
Boy: wrong, you know Mongolian? Do you know the Tibetan language? Do you know North Korea do? -
-
girl helpless .......-
-
Girl: I like someone else .-
boy: which point he was not as good as me? (here is the key, misleading ...)-
Girls: Which do not like! -
Boy: Now what do not like, do you like him to do ah? -
Girl: I thought you said you which point better than him! -
Boy: It seems there is no common language that you do not listen to me, that the problem lies in your body, you can not because I broke it off. -
Girl: Please, you are a good man, I am a bad woman, I am not good enough for your right? I am ugly, eye-poison, low IQ, I am nothing. You are perfect, you gave me seeking something to eat please? -
Boy: I am a good man is no doubt the fact that you are a bad woman, it is generally bad. You are not good enough for me, I can will it. Ugly, not out of scary on the line. -
girl: I have to say we should break up with you. -
boy: Today, to say we should break up with me? Then you say tomorrow. Hard to find the object, how can I say points to points. -
Girl: Well, I do not break up. -
Boy: Then why, regardless of it? -
Girl: I serve you. -
Boy: But you clearly said you just did it my points and I ah. -
Girl: I change your mind work? -
boy: why women are so fickle? -
girl: you die in this life I count in your hands. -
Boy: I think I am highly educated people, not kill so vulgar thing to do, You guess, is not possible. -
girl: you and I be served to you. -
Boy: Then we also talk about not talking about breaking up the thing ah? -
Girl: Well, go, go eat. -
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